Wednesday, November 07, 2007

Santa Clause is a Bla...GREEDY BASTARD!!

I would greatly appreciated it if someone would explain the following to me: Last night, on my journey home, I looked to my right and, behold, the strip mall was decorated with Christmas wreaths. WHAT? On November SIXTH?! You've got to be shitting me.

Honestly, I've come to terms with the fact that my connection to Kevin Bacon is probably stronger than Jesus' connection to Christmas, but damn.

7 comments:

Another Conflict Theorist said...

So, apparently, some people are trying to be cute and post five or six times a week.

Anyway, you're actually a little late on this. Costco has had their Christmas display up for about a month. I say why not just leave the shit up for next year to beat the rush?

Breez said...

ACT, don't think I didn't almost call you on this. I was looking at your blog like, hmph, November SECOND! This will never do! Try not to hate too much, kay?

And I think you might be right. It's ridiculous.

Another Conflict Theorist said...

Actually, you've inspired me (again). Good writing always does.

Clifton said...

It's never too early for the corporations to reach into the pockets of parents and rip out our money while we try to over compensate for working too much.

Breez said...

@ACT glad i could be of service!

@clifton you are too right sir. unfortunately, if they were relying on me, they've got the WROOOOOONG parent lol.

Another Conflict Theorist said...

What? No new posts? I'm surprised that you've allowed a full 24 hours to pass without a new submittal.

Slipping???

Breez said...

*sniff* what's that? is that hateration in your dancerie? seriously?